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1.Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2.The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. 3.Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent R...

 

1.Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

2.The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan.

3.Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; ‘7′ was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and ‘UP’ for the direction of the bubbles.

9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don’t die throughout the movie. .

10. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

11. ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

12. To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs – it will let you go instantly.

13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.

14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

15. The word samba means to rub navels together.

16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

20. A ‘jiffy’ is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

21. A whale’s penis is called a dork.

22. Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

23. The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.

24. In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

25. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.

26. Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920’s.

27. One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

28. Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.

29. Seattle’s Fremont Bridge rises up and down more than any drawbridge in the world.

30. Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people.

31. Ten percent of the Russian government’s income comes from the sale of vodka.

32. In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.

33. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.

34. A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods.

35. Nearly 80% of all animals on earth have six legs.

36. In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Inca Indians of Peru, the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals and handed them to each other.

37. Ninety percent of all species that have become extinct have been birds.

38. There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.

39. Most collect calls are made on father’s day.

40. The first automobile race ever seen in the United States was held in Chicago in 1895. The track ran from Chicago to Evanston, Illinois. The winner was J. Frank Duryea, whose average speed was 71/2 miles per hour.

41. Each of us generates about 3.5 pounds of rubbish a day, most of it paper.

42. Women manage the money and pay the bills in 75% of all Americans households.

43. A rainbow can be seen only in the morning or late afternoon. It can occur only when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon.

44. It has NEVER rained in Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile.

45. It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

46. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

47. An eighteenth-century German named Matthew Birchinger, known as the little man of Nuremberg, played four musical instruments including the bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the

I dont get what the stamp collecters part in this joke is? husband number ten lol please help?

 

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!"

How should I handle a fiance that is not supporting me with the wedding planning?

 

My fiance likes to give his opinion on everything, but I must to all the hard work, which I do not really mind doing, but for the past week or so he has become increasingly cold and distant towards me and refuses to talk about important wedding related things which I really should get done and need his stamp of approval. I do all the things I do not need his input for by myself, only a few things I really do need him so sign off on- but he seems to refuse to do so or makes it really difficult for me. We both have a lot of stress outside of the wedding planning and I know he withdraws when he gets very stressed, how do I approuch this without him getting mad at me or him hitting the ignore button (he’s really good at ignoring me, which makes me crazy) ?

How should I handle a fiance that is not supporting me with the wedding planning?

 

My fiance likes to give his opinion on everything, but I must to all the hard work, which I do not really mind doing, but for the past week or so he has become increasingly cold and distant towards me and refuses to talk about important wedding related things which I really should get done and need his stamp of approval. I do all the things I do not need his input for by myself, only a few things I really do need him so sign off on- but he seems to refuse to do so or makes it really difficult for me. We both have a lot of stress outside of the wedding planning and I know he withdraws when he gets very stressed, how do I approuch this without him getting mad at me or him hitting the ignore button (he’s really good at ignoring me, which makes me crazy) ?

How do I fix the wrong day, right date on already sealed wedding invitations?

 

I made the invitations. My fiance and I were considering a Friday wedding, but went with Saturday instead. The date is correct on the wedding invitation, the day still says Friday. I had several people proofread this, but nobody caught it. UGH! The invitations are sealed, labeled, stamped and ready to get dropped in the mail. We have a VERY tight budget for the wedding and only have 45 invitations. Remaking them or opening the invitations will be costly. I know the invitations tend to set the tone for the wedding… Can I put a label on the outside of the envelope with the correct information? HELP! The wedding is March 5 and I need to send/fix something ASAP.

10pts for the best answer?

 

Okay so for my Wedding im giving out cd’s to my guests as favors… I purchased cd sleeves and I was hoping to decorate them with a customized rubber stamp, I know which design I want. My only problem is that I don’t know where to order and how to order them. I have the design but I need help on getting one.

would you marry a stamp collector?

 

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On their
wedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her new
groom, "Please be gentle… I am still a virgin." The startled groom says "How can
that be? You’ve been married twice…"

The bride responds… "Well you see it was this way: My first husband, he was a
psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about sex. Catching her breath,
she says "My second husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do
was…………. Oh God, I miss him!"

How to correct an apparent incorrect date stamp on emails that I send?

 

I am in the eastern time zone and I have my options set correctly, but every time I send an email, it indicates it as "PDT" as when I sent it. For example: I sent an email to myself this morning (4/25) at 7:05am EST and when I looked at it it showed this, "Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:05:19 -0700 (PDT)", which does not seem correct to me.

Am I missing something here? Is there a way to fix this or is this just the way it?

THANKS in advance!!

how to get a final divorce decree in los angeles, ca?

 

my ex wife filed a divorce 3/16/05. i didn’ t know what to do so i just ignored the summons etc that her lawyer sends me. she moved to chicago after a month. never seen her again. now im planning to get married again with my girlfriend. my question is if ever the divorce was filed, is there anyway the divorce have not been finalized. im clueless.i dont want to know that during planning my wedding with my girlfriend that i am still married… the only paperwork i have are those summons and request to enter default. it was stamped with the superior courts clerk with a case number. please help me on how to get that final divorce decree with a case number.. thanks

Is this guy a stalker, just obsessed, or sweet?

 

Sorry it’s so long, but I promise it’s interesting.

So I went on a date with a guy I met at a club named Aaron this Tuesday. He said he was moving to Ohio and wanted to see me before he left. He brought his Marine friend Brian with him on the date, since Brian was there to help him pack up his stuff.
I thought Brian was really cute when I met him, especially since he was in his Marine uniform. He was really nice and easy to talk to. However, he was slightly homophobic, which I didn’t like at all. I went shopping with Aaron and Brian on this past Thursday. Brian helped me pick out clothes and was always by my side. He told me how beautiful I looked in everything, and made sure I found the perfect outfit. We also went to a gun store and Brian taught me how to shoot, lol. They left that night for Ohio.
Well, Brian texted me the whole way back to Ohio, saying things like:
-"I like you a lot and don’t want to lose you! My heart can’t handle it!"
-"Every time ours arms touched I had to fight not to grab your hand."
-"I can’t wait till we are together!"
That night though, he called me on the phone to talk to me. He started into this phone sex thing, which I HATE and think is weird.
Later he told me he wanted to move down by me, quit the Marines (since he’s injured), and go to school to become an engineer or doctor.
He’s also coming to visit me in St. Louis for my cousin’s wedding, which is 8 hours from his house in Ohio. He’s even said he showed my picture to his mom to show her he’s finally found a nice girl.
He calls me every morning and every night. He keeps mentioning us cooking together, skiing together, etc, as if we are going to live together! Tonight he got deep with me and told me he gets easily attached to people and just wants me to be happy. He also told me that his father is in prison for 8 years after falsely being accused of sexually touching his (the father’s) niece and that because of it, they lost the family business and are now on food stamps. He also asked me to the Marine Corps ball in November.
Btw- He’s 22 and I’m 18. I live in Alabama and he lives in Ohio.

Is all this stalker-ish to you, just obsessive, or sweet?
To answer one of the questions posed, I did tell him that he was cute and that I missed him when he left, which was true. But I didn’t miss him THAT much. And I never said anything about dating.

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